This week, Saturday Night Live’s chilly open took intention at Texas Sen. Ted Cruz for his journey to Cancun, Mexico whereas hundreds of thousands of Cruz’s constituents had been with out energy or water in freezing situations after a winter storm struck Texas.
A shamefaced Cruz, performed by Aidy Bryant, joined Chloe Fineman’s Britney Spears on a chat present referred to as Oops, You Did It Again to apologize for the journey, which spiraled right into a full-fledged scandal after the senator was photographed on the airport on Wednesday.

“I’m not tan,” a cornrowed, drink-toting Bryant tells Fineman as he takes a seat on stage with a suitcase in tow. “I simply cried myself purple over my fellow Texans. And that’s why I drink of their honor.”
The present additionally spoofed Cruz’s try to elucidate the journey Thursday by releasing an announcement blaming his daughters, who he mentioned “requested to make a journey with mates.” (Texts obtained by the New York Times from Cruz’s spouse, Heidi, forged some doubt on that story.)

Let me ask you this,” Bryant says within the skit. “Would a coward have the cojones in charge his actions on his younger daughters?”
Fineman’s Spears, understandably, doesn’t take that clarification effectively: “As somebody who was usually blamed for different individuals’s issues at a younger age, perhaps depart your daughters out of it as a result of it might actually mess with their heads,” Fineman says.
Spears has been within the highlight this month after the discharge of the Framing Britney Spears documentary, which examines Spears’s private struggles, the #FreeBritney motion, and Spears’s conservatorship.
Those struggles are referenced at numerous factors all through the skit: The fictional speak present is sponsored by the Notes app, a reference to the apology posted by Spears’s former associate Justin Timberlake earlier this month, and at one other level, Fineman stares intently on the display screen whereas a #FreeBritney hashtag flashes on display screen for a single body.
“Are you seeking to put up a lame apology 20 years late?” Fineman asks within the advert. “Go by way of the motions with the Notes app.”
Joining Bryant, the following visitor on a chat present apology tour is Pete Davidson’s scandal-plagued New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo.
Cuomo has just lately come below hearth for miscounting Covid-19 deaths in nursing properties and threatening to “destroy” a New York assemblyman, amongst different issues, and it takes some prompting from Fineman earlier than a reticent Davidson mutters an apology.
After one other query by Fineman, Davidson’s Cuomo then rapidly launches into an assault on New York Mayor Bill de Blasio, who has referred to as for a Justice Department investigation into Cuomo’s pandemic response.
“What did that hen bitch say about me?” Davidson rages. “I’ll bury him within the tallest grave this metropolis has ever seen. I’ll rent a hobo to Rick Moranis him to onerous he’ll suppose he’s again in common pre-Okay.” (Moranis was punched by somebody strolling previous him on the sidewalk in New York final 12 months.)
Bryant additionally makes an attempt to sympathize with Davidson, solely to be shot down.
“Do not affiliate your self with me,” Davidson tells Bryant. “We aren’t the identical. I’m a person, you’re a clown. And should you mess with me, I’ll ship you to a clown hospital. And whenever you die, I can’t depend your physique.”
“Nor do you have to, thanks,” Bryant responds.
The present’s final visitor is an indignant Cecily Strong as former The Mandalorian actor Gina Carano, who prompts Fineman to “clarify what I did flawed.”
Carano was fired from the present earlier this month for transphobic and anti-Semitic social media posts, together with one which in contrast the expertise of “being conservative at this second in time to being a Jewish particular person through the Holocaust,” in response to Vox’s Emily VanDerWerff.
“Look, I by no means would have made that Nazi comparability if I had recognized everybody was going to be such a Nazi about it,” Strong says.
After one final try by Bryant’s Cruz to search out somebody to sympathize with — Strong shoots her down as “a pile of soup … should you examine your self with me, I’ll blast you to the farthest deserts of Tatooine” — Fineman provides a prayer shut the present.
“I pray that every one of you be sane and effectively,” she says, “and to be with individuals who make you’re feeling cherished. … And dwell from New York, it’s Saturday evening!”