It was a narrative tailored for Jimmy Kimmel, who has by no means been shy about his outright hatred of Ted Cruz. And on Thursday evening, he spent almost his total monologue getting into on the Texas senator for fleeing his freezing, devastated house state for what ended up being a short-lived getaway in Cancun.“On behalf of all of us we wish to ship our greatest needs from L.A. to these of you who’ve been hammered by the chilly climate,” the late-night host started, sincerely. “Hundreds of hundreds of Texans are nonetheless with out energy. And on a day when probably the most newsworthy touchdown ought to have been the NASA Rover efficiently touching down on Mars, as an alternative, it was a senator from Texas touching down on Cancun.”“While his fellow Texans are freezing with the facility out Ted Cruz did what any nice chief would do when his state wants management most,” Kimmel continued. “He booked a flight to Mexico and mentioned, ‘Adios, amigos!’”From there, he ran down simply how dangerous the scenario is on the bottom in Texas, the place roads are impassable, bogs are frozen over, and persons are burning their furnishings to remain heat. “And the place was Mr. Texas whereas his constituents are struggling?” Kimmel requested. “Well, there he’s, snake on a aircraft proper there! Headed, satirically, to the very place he tried to construct a wall round.”At first, Kimmel defined, he wasn’t positive if the photographs popping up on social media have been truly of the Texas senator “or only a man with a horrible medical situation known as ‘trying Like Ted Cruz.’” “But, I didn’t wish to put up till I knew for positive it was him,” he mentioned. So my spouse spent two full hours learning photographs final evening, matching up photographs of his sneakers, his masks, his marriage ceremony ring. It was like I used to be in mattress with Sherlock Holmes.”Eventually, reporters began to substantiate that it was him on the flight. “So, he hundreds his household onto a aircraft to get the hell out of city and, sadly he’s been on TV kissing Trump’s ass a lot and for therefore lengthy, that everybody acknowledges him even with a masks on,” Kimmel mentioned. “They put up all these photos of him and there’s a lot backlash, he has no selection however to instantly guide a flight house.”“The hypocrisy is off the charts!” he added. “This is the man who two months in the past lashed out on the mayor of Austin for going to Mexico.” But that wasn’t all. Kimmel additionally known as Cruz out for mocking Governor Gavin Newsom for being “unable to carry out even the essential features of civilization, like having dependable electrical energy” and attacked Chris Christie for going to the New Jersey seashore he ordered closed.“But why accept simply being the planet’s largest hypocrite once you could be a world-class liar too?” the host requested, earlier than meticulously breaking down the preliminary assertion through which Cruz blamed his two younger daughters for all the debacle. “With college cancelled for the week, our women requested to make a journey with pals,” Cruz mentioned. “Wanting to be an excellent dad, I flew down with them final evening and am flying again this afternoon.”“Now, he was cautious to not say he was planning to fly again this afternoon as a result of he wasn’t,” Kimmel defined. “He simply mentioned he did, and in reality, NBC News has a supply that claims he was initially booked to fly again Saturday. He booked his return ticket at 6 a.m. this morning after he received busted. But I assume we have been alleged to imagine he was chaperoning his spouse and youngsters to Mexico and was planning to return again the subsequent day all alongside… with a carry-on bag stuffed like a piñata.”The host additionally took a second to mock the individuals who excused Cruz’s lies, like “one fool” named “Dinesh De-Douche-a,” who tweeted, “What might @tedcruz do if he have been right here in Texas? I’m hard-pressed to say. If he’s in Cancun, which means he’s not utilizing up helpful sources of vitality, meals and water that may now be utilized by another person. This might be one of the best factor he might do for the state proper now.”“And greater than 10,000 individuals ‘appreciated’ that assertion!” Kimmel exclaimed. “What a rustic that is.”But since “for probably the most half although nobody was shopping for this story about getting again to work,” he mentioned, “Ted determined to type of come clear,” admitting that the journey was a “mistake” and that he minimize it brief because of the backlash. “He additionally claimed that his battle to be the world’s best dad put him able that he realized wasn’t an excellent one only a couple hours too late.”Speaking to reporters outdoors his home upon his return, Cruz mentioned he “began having second ideas nearly the second” he sat down on the aircraft.“Yes, as quickly as individuals began posting photos of him on the aircraft he appeared up and knew he shouldn’t be on the aircraft,” Kimmel replied. “How did he suppose he was going to get away with this? You know your judgment is horrible when this haircut is barely the third worst determination you made this month.”“Well, not less than his trip was ruined,” Kimmel concluded earlier than urging viewers to textual content “ABC 13” to 41444 to donate cash for Texas aid.For extra, pay attention and subscribe to The Last Laugh podcast.